Here are two little things I found immensely funny that I saw on the internet in the last couple of days.
First, I was looking at a crochet site and saw a scarf. I wanted to see if I identified the stitch correctly, so I went click on the "download pattern" link. This is what was written in parenthesis after the "download" link:
(this will download a pdf of the copyrighted pattern, NOT the actual item shown)
I'm still looking for the site to download the actual scarf, though I'm afraid the yarn may muck up my hard drive.
The next gem I found today when looking at the myspace page of someone who sent me a message. I usually get a chuckle out of these messages and pages, and this one didn't let me down!
"I would love to meet a woman that will be my best friend and my wife, a life partner that will be compactible with me."
I literally had to put my hand over my mouth to keep from busting out laughing in the middle of the office.